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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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