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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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