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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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