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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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