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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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