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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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