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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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