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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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