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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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