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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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