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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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