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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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