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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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