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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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