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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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