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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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