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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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