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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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