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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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