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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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