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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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