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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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