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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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