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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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