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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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