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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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