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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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