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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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