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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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