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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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