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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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