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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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