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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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