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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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