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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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