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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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