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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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