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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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