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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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