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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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