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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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