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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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