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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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