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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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