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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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