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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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