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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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