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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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