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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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