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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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