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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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