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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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