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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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