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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Spock
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
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