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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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