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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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