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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Rex
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
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a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
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