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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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