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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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